Stuff I overheard in the office today

I wanted to give you a little taste of my average day. Here are a few things I overheard while I was working at the office today:

"Is there anything exciting happening with you bowel movements today?"

"There are a lot of hot people in here. Could you please come and do something about it?"

"So tell me a little more about the green stuff that's coming out..."

Just a typical day in my world - Enjoy!!